WANTED: A SAFE HOUSE FOR TWO LOVELY OUTLAWS

Listen, we know what the posters say. Bonnie and Clyde. “The Most Dangerous Kittens in Cheshire.” But honestly? The only thing we’re guilty of is being 6 months old and having a slight addiction to food.

We’re looking for a permanent hideout (a “forever home”) where the “Authorities” (that’s you) won’t try to pick us up and squeeze us the second we walk through the door. We’re professional fugitives; we need to scope out the perimeter first!

We’re not “instantly-in-your-face” cats. We’re “hide-under-the-couch-and-judge-your-socks-for-a-few-days” cats. To win us over, you must provide:

1. Strategic Hiding Spots: A cardboard box is fine, but a fancy cat tree is better for surveillance.
2. Bribery: We can be bought. Tuna, chicken, or those little jingling balls will get you a meeting with our representation.
3. Low-Pressure Vibes: Just sit on the floor and look at your phone. Eventually, curiosity will get the better of us and we’ll come to investigate your hair.
4. Social Creatures:  We love the company of cats and friendly dogs, so if you have some of these on the premises, we’ll enjoy our new habitat even more.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE DOG ALREADY HAS A LOVELY HOME!

Bonnie and Clyde are 6 months old, neutered, vaccinated, flead and wormed.  They are fine to live with cats and friendly dogs but would prefer that children are of secondary school age or above.